Today’s edition should be called what Finley ate.
Finley’s Full Course Menu
- Amuse-bouche: The finest corner cut of Black and White board book
- Soup: Mother’s Milk. Locally sourced, freshest, and most nutritious (not pictured)
- Salad: Organic Deconstructed Green Goddess (Rice and Oatmeal, Avocados, Snap Peas)
- Main: Center cut of our secret in-house faux meat (Ten Little Fingers and Ten Little Toes board book
- Dessert: The fluffiest foam pad you’ve ever had
Other less interesting things from the day. I had to put back our gate. It was a good few months without that barrier.
Finley had crappy sleep because his schedule is messed up.
Preston lost his no accident streak at school by peeing today. Apparently the teacher asked if he wanted to potty when he woke and he said no. Then peed his pants 10 minutes later. When Grandma talked to him and asked if he pooped and peed in his underwear he said “No poop, just pee.” True…clever…sigh